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Chapter One:  Sasuke:  The Clan

“So her last name is Ten as well as her first name?”  Mikoto asked cautiously.  “I’ve never heard of the Ten Clan.  Furthermore, her family shows no originality in choosing names.  Sasuke if you have children with this woman then you will not allow her to pick baby names…I’ll do that for you.”

Sasuke muttered under his breath, “Because naming your first born ‘weasel’ is so much better.”

A smirk formed on Itachi’s lips.  “No, mother I believe her name is Tenten—no last name.”

“No last name?”  Fugaku followed, “Then how are we supposed to know if she’s acceptable if we don’t know her family background?  This is a ridiculous plan.”

“You and Mother can always hit the sheets and spit out another kid.”  Itachi suggested.  “They’ll leave the Uchiha clan alone for a while.”

Sasuke’s eyes burned from the mental picture.  “Damn it, Itachi!” 

“What?  I’m sure Mother’s womb hasn’t dried up quite yet.  Father on the other hand…we may have some trouble there.”

“Itachi, dear, do me a favor and sprinkle some arsenic over you dinner.”  Mikoto’s sweet voice replied.

Itachi chuckled and continued speaking as if his mother had said nothing.  “Well since Sasuke shared his news I might as well share mine.  I was contacted by the Hokage as well.  They want me to hand fast with Hyuuga Hinata.  And I must say that a union between the Uchiha Clan and the Hyuuga Clan is the most brilliant idea to ever be suggested.”  Itachi clapped his hands together.  “I’m all for it.  Let the baby making begin!”

The three member s of the  his family looked at Itachi with something that went beyond horror and he’d have it no other way.